how do i look?

So... I just discovered the best blog ever: The Man Repeller It makes fun of all the things about fashion that gets taken oh-so-seriously and is refreshing and very very funny. I was crying laughing. The premise is that fashion's quest to become high art has completely derailed the whole concept of design as a way to make the body appealing (to the opposite sex in particular). In short - by wearing gladiator sandals and high waisted pants we are becoming repulsive to men. We are Man Repellers. So, in honor of my new favorite blogger, I have illustrated a look I am sure would have any man running for cover if he were to come across it walking towards him: isn't she wonderful in all her man repelling glory? her shoes are about to take flight!